20
09
2006
You have got to see the review that The Overeducated Nympho gave the Kegel Pro. She’s a very experienced kegeler and makes some great comments and a lot of tongue-in-cheek humor as well. She’s always good for a laugh.
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28
08
2006
Go and check out www.dothekegel.com There are a whole slew of informative links and the full lyrics to this little gem of a song…
Oh baby ‘Do the kegel‘ , the pelvic squeeze
Come on with me ladies and kegel please
You’ll adore your pelvic floor
When you squeeze, squeeze, squeeze … and relax
Now here’s the really motivating bit
Kegeling puts pressure on your clit
And once you’ve had a baby
No time for saying maybe
Take my advice, make kegeling a habit
….
You can buy the song on a cd or download it for just $1.97 Great motivation when you’re sitting down, relaxing and squeezing, squeezing, squeezing and then relaxing and then….
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18
08
2006
The following is reposted with permission by the Over-Educated Nympho Her site is great. Go and check it out!
The Kegel Facts
I have amazing kegel control. In general I have a very muscular body, and the kegel is no exception. With no other movement or thrusting, I have been able to make guys cum from my kegels alone. My gynecologist has gotten in tug-of-war matches with it, and that poor little woman nearly lost an eye.
This is an ode to the almighty power of
The Kegel. *if you don’t know what the kegel is, you are reading the wrong blog. Read
this and then come back to me in a couple weeks after you have paid penance by doing a hundred
kegel crunches every day and you have enough muscle control than it can sufficiently use the tv remote on its own (a very convenient skill for when you’re watching all the Brad Pitt scenes in Troy and your hands are otherwise occupied)
The Kegel does not sleep. It lies in wait for its next feasting.
The Kegel can crush a man from ten feet away.
The Kegel has two speeds. F*** You and DIE MOTHERF****** DIE.
The Kegel is so powerful it is the reason dinosaurs are extinct. Even the velociraptors were afraid of what was to come.
Angelina Jolie and The Kegel are kickboxing partners.
A good vibrator requires four C batteries. If The Kegel were replicated, it would require all the C batteries ever manufactured, and a few thousand D batteries for full speed.
The state of Texas wants to change its official name to be The Great State of The Kegel, The Almighty Powerhouse of Female Sex Because There Are No Delicate Flowers Here
The Big Bang was named in honor of The Kegel.
The Kegel can have continuous multiple orgasms. It was called 2003.
The Kegel invented its own sex position involving four bulls, a vat of firey embers, a ripple in the space-time continuum, all the warriors involved in the Trojan War, and EVERYONE wins.
The Kegel is so strong, Chuck Norris wishes he had a vagina.
If The Kegel looks at Chuck Norris, he starts to cry.
If The Kegel winks at Chuck Norris, it breaks his neck.
If The Kegel reaches out and grabs Chuck Norris, he sees The Light.
And now, may we have a moment of silence for all of those who have fallen before The Kegel.
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